My Favorite Joke
My Favorite Joke
There was a zebra who had lived her entire life in a zoo and was getting on in age so the zoo keeper decided as a treat that she could spend her final years in bliss on a farm. The zebra was so excited, she got to see this huge space with green grass and hills and trees and all these strange animals. She saw a big fat weird looking brown thing and ran up to it all excited, “Hi, I’m a zebra! What are you?”
“I’m a cow.”
“Right, right. What do you do?”
“I make milk for the farmer.”
“Cool.” The zebra then saw this funny looking little white thing and ran over to it. “Hi, I’m a zebra. What are you?”
“I’m a chicken.”
“Oh, right. What do you do?”
“I make eggs for the farmer.”
“Right, great, see ya round.” Then the zebra saw this very handsome beast that looked almost exactly like her without the stripes. She ran over to it and said, “Oh, Hi!!! I’m a zebra. What are you?”
“I am a Stallion,” said the stallion.
“Wow,” said the zebra. “What do you do?”
The stallion took a step back, eyed the Zebra slowly up and then down again and said,
“Why don’t you slip out of those fancy pajamas, and I’ll show you.”
Because Bruce Shark started with his favorite joke, and because Stephen L asked.
Also, This is not a pic of a Zebra, it’s a Zonkey…so there’s that.
Maybe those two got busy after all???
my daugher from the other day ….
what do you call a guy with no body and no nose?
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Umm?
I give.
What do you call a guy with no body and no nose???
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The most I have laughed all day. And I laugh alot.
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Sean Heffernan Well,come out with it. You got my attention.
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BobbieZen I’m still waiting for the punch line for the joke. What do you call a guy with no body and no nose?
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I luffs him too! Cinmad M.
He’s adorkable ♡
Paging Sean Heffernan… we’re waiting for the punch line!
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Nobody knows.
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Ba dum cha
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Sean Heffernan And now I can sleep in peace. Lol. Alot.
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Arrghhhhh….
Lolololol
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Nobody knows….the trouble I’ve seen….
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BobbieZen Yup. He set the trap. And we walked right into it. Lol.
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Hahaha Sean Heffernan! I can’t wait to tell my daughter that one!
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That is a funny joke. I’m afraid my favourite joke is a little politically incorrect. LOL.
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I’ll be here all week. Try the veal.
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I am snort laughing and I gave a damn headache so it hurts and I can stop
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Hahaha
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A little back story…Doc told this joke at a Christmas party about 10 years ago…he couldn’t get to the punchline because he was laughing so hard, himself.
The next week, me, my 77 year old receptionist, Shirley, and three other office girls showed up to work in Zebra Print Scrubtops.
The look on his face was priceless. 🙂
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Now that’s funny ^^^^
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Interessant! 👌
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Jake Kern
Here’s the pic of the zonkey I took at a nearby farm. 🙂
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BobbieZen, I don’t know which is better: the payoff of the zonkey pic, or the surprise of the joke! 😂
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Lol
It’s still my favorite joke! Jake Kern
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