1. An heirloom. Generations from now, it will be referred to as Great Grandpa’s time piece. They’ll roll their eyes and tell how he used to take it with him whenever he went into some kind of phone booth he had in the garage.


  2. Pontius Pilate: ‘I will not have my fwends widiculed by the common soldiewy. Anybody else feel like a little… giggle… when I mention my fwiend… Biggus…’
    [A guard sniggers]
    Pontius Pilate: ‘…Dickus?’
    [More sniggering]
    Pontius Pilate: ‘What about you? Do you find it… wisible… when I say the name… Biggus…’
    Pontius Pilate: ‘…Dickus?’
    [Both guards snigger]
    Pontius Pilate: ‘He has a wife, you know. You know what she’s called? She’s called… Incontinentia… Incontinentia Buttocks.’


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